Paper Clip: Irony, Daily Science, PotD

Hello, audience!  Yes, I'm still alive.  Sorry about my absence.  But hey, I'll make it up to you.  I will share with you the most interesting thing that has EVER happened to me.  I think it's the irony of it that just cuts through you like a knife made out of sodium chloride and dripped in lemon juice.

Where I work, we have hand-sanitizer pumps by the register.  So, after I was assembling some Icee cups, I decided to kill those pesky little germs.  Let's just say that something much bigger and peskier than those little bastards came through the white pump.  I don't know what it was, exactly, but it had the shape of a beetle and color of a cockroach.  Its little feet tickled and terrified me as it died and fell of my palm.  Needless to say, I couldn't do anything but stare at my hand in bewilderment.

What do you think, Newton?

"Well, Paper Clip, I think that...  Wait, do you even need me to make a joke about this?"

Shut it, Newton.  But you're right.

TRANSITION!

For today's Daily Science I shall feature the best guy on YouTube.

Dr. N. Butyl Lithium.

My hero!

Dr. Lithium discusses various awesome and educational chemistry tricks from the basic:

Turn Pennies into Silver and Gold

To the complicated:

Make a Solar Cell from TiO2 and Raspberries

To the just plain epic:

How to Make a 100 ft. Long Glow Stick

Not much is known about Dr. Lithium himself besides his awesome synthesized voice and more awesome experiments, but if you'd like to see more of him, check out his YouTube channel!

http://www.youtube.com/user/NurdRage

TRANSITION!

The Product of the Day is.....

DRUMROLL!

Survival Kit in a Sardine Can!

Is this epic, or is this epic?  Kit comes with fishing hook and line, compass, water in a can, whistle, safety pin, assorted candies, matchbox, first aid kit, and even a Paper Clip.

Rush off and get yours today at KlearGear.com for $12.99!

So, I guess that's it for me.  Paper Clip saying,

"May all of your papers be clipped!"

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!!!!!!!!!!!